Dołączył: 22 Mar 2004
Skąd: Z tamtąd.
| Wysłany: Śro Cze 23, 2004 6:18 am Instrukcja.
|Oto instrukcja (sprzed 2 lat) dla polskich yuppies pracujących w jednej z duzych zachodnich korporacji [podobno pochodzi od warszawskich pracowników firmy wymienionej w tekście]
"This is an internal memo to all staff in the Polish office of Ernst &Young from their senior partners sent out in October 2002:
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Poland that offensive language is commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1.. Words like jebał pies, kurewskie życie, ch[...] and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say je[...] when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie mnie w dupę if you see someone being reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srać and je[...] are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as chujek, ch[...], zajebaniec or debil.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać nor will persons
who lack initiative be referred to as ch[...].
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
to as pierdoły.
6.. Do not say idź się je[...] if somebody is persistent; do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliśmy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say pocałuj
mnie w dupę nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with Czego ku[...] chcesz!?.
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
9.. Do not say idźcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy ch[...] ci w dupę when your assistance is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana świnia or kurewski debil.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedał.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say mogę sobie tym podetrzeć tyłek! Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.